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May 2009

i really wouldnt mind dying right now.

i feel so horrible, i have swollen synuses and a sore throught. i cant sleep it off because everytime i swollow i wake up becuase of this pain, yes people do naturally swollow when they sleep. my throught hurts when i talk, eat, and sometimes when i breath.

And on top of everything, there is no one at my house. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOMEONE TO TAKECARE OR KEEP ME COMPANY RIGHT NOW?

oh,

and it doesnt make me feel better that its about 80 something degrees outside and im stuck ion my shitty house, with my shitty self. FML!

May 31, 2009
May 31, 2009
Listen

free-enterprise:

Paul Revere - Beastie Boys

May 31, 2009
I fuckin look insane in a tux.

thats what im excited for tomorrow.

May 28, 2009
May 28, 2009
May 28, 2009
May 28, 20093 notes
May 28, 2009
Sensitive thugs, ya all need hugs.

nognecessaryb:

Quote of Sunday Night. Dudes was acting up, real psycho on the low. On some sentimental tip, like line up though. Free hugs for everybody, maybe even a slight pat on the back.

Just Sayin.

May 26, 20093 notes
Been busy/

suckin at life for the momment… cavs game, im goin through withdrawls right now, i feel it.

being drug free really feels good. but not good.

May 26, 2009
May 26, 2009
May 26, 200975 notes
Seaside was pretty wack.

funny, but fuckin wack. the pigs blow dick.

May 25, 2009
Listen

Did anyone else know that Ghostface killah and Ron Browz made a song together?

yes Ghostface and Ron Browz! i think its dope.

May 25, 20092 notes
May 25, 20097 notes
May 25, 2009
May 25, 2009
And now

Im off to seaside. see yah monday.

May 22, 2009
May 22, 2009
How to Eat Pussy → the-clitoris.com

free-enterprise:

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I’m not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he’s got it made.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that hurts. But you don’t want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

[an excerpt from an awesome site]

this is great, and i believe i give good head.

May 22, 2009
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